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Carrie Fisher Drops The Chunk
Carrie Fisher was on Today this morning to twirl out the body that is 50 pounds lighter thanks to her contract with Jenny Craig that states if she doesn’t lose 50 pounds in 9 months they’ll put her in...
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Adam From Girls Is Going To Be In Star Wars: Episode VII
In case you didn’t recognize him since he has a shirt on and doesn’t have Lena Dunham’s stuffed pancake tits pressed against his chest, he’s the one in black high waters in the back. After weeks upon...
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As The Star Wars Super-Fans Lose Their Damn Minds…
I feel like I’m watching a real-life Star Wars fanfic re-imagining of the “Now I want you two to kiss” scene from Wild Things. Oh, Mark Hamill, you dirty dog. San Diego Comic-Con, the most wonderful...
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Princess Leia Felt The Pressure To Lose Some Chunk For The New “Star Wars” Movie
(Reason #6,789,989 for how I know I’m beyond hard-up: I stared at that Stormtrooper bulge for a long time.) Carrie Fisher tells Good Housekeeping UK that before shooting started on the new Star Wars...
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To Fap Or Not To Fap: Adam Driver And Oscar Isaac Having An Intimate Moment...
Dude in the back whose thinking, “Should I fap to this or not?“, is all of us. Now that we’ve gotten the attention whores of the Star Wars: The Force Awakens premiere out of the way, here’s the people...
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Carrie Fisher Would Like You To Shut Up About How She Looks In The New Star Wars
I haven’t seen Star Wars: The Force Awakens because I’m too busy working my way through my annual Catwalk marathon. But apparently one of the things fans are getting their banthas in a twist about is...
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The White House Correspondents’ Dinner Red Carpet Starring Gary Fisher
Last night was the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. President Obama actually made the room, and me, laugh. Larry Wilmore didn’t. Donald Trump was a no show. And there were tons, TONS, of...
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There Were A Lot Of Fabulous People At The “Absolutely Fabulous” Premiere
Case in point, former Hot Slut of the Day AND Month and fabulous icon for dogs everywhere GARY FISHER! You know a movie premiere is major event when A-list celebrity dogs are invited. I bet Amanda...
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Carrie Fisher Was Harrison Ford’s Side Trick While Filming “Star Wars”
It only took her 4 decades, but Carrie Fisher confirmed what many of us figured a while ago: she and Harrison Ford regularly got their fuck on with each other while shooting the first Star Wars movie...
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Carrie Fisher Reportedly Had A Massive Heart Attack On A Plane (UPDATES)
2016 isn’t only going to have the wrath of everyone coming at it, but it’s going have the triple wrath of the nerds coming at it hard… Everyone’s about to turn into Kylo Ren. TMZ reports that...
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Debbie Reynolds Says Carrie Fisher Is In Stable Condition
The updates on Carrie Fisher’s health situation since she was rushed to the hospital after going into cardiac arrest on an airplane on Friday have had me on an emotional rollercoaster. It felt like I...
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Carrie Fisher Has Died
We’re now living in a world without Princess Leia in it. Damn. Every hair bun just unraveled and even the Stormtroopers are probably filling their helmets with tears. I don’t know what a...
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Billie Lourd Will Take Care Of Gary Fisher
After many people finished scraping up the souls that fell out of their bodies from reading about how the one-of-a-kind Carrie Fisher is no longer with us, their first thought was probably, “But what...
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Debbie Reynolds Has Been Rushed To The Hospital (Awful Update)
As if this past week hasn’t been depressing enough, TMZ says that 84-year-old Debbie Reynolds was rushed to the hospital this afternoon. Debbie, who has gone through entirely too much already, was...
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One Day After Her Daughter Died, Hollywood Legend Debbie Reynolds Has Also Died
Billie Lourd has lost a mother and a grandmother during the holidays. And Debbie Reynolds’ son has lost a sister and a mother. Just when you think this year couldn’t get any worse…. Debbie Reynolds is...
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Carrie Fisher And Debbie Reynolds Are Having A Joint Funeral
Debbie Reynold’s son and Carrie Fisher’s brother Todd Fisher has confirmed to ABC News that the funerals for his mom and sister will happen together. Todd said that 15 minutes before his mom suffered...
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Disney Won’t Be Digitally Recreating Carrie Fisher
There are a few things about the entertainment industry that I loathe even more than physical labor. For instance, the usage of the phrase “baby bump” (because body horror should never be cutesy) and...
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Carrie Fisher Died From Sleep Apnea (And Drug Use)
We’re still mourning the passing of Princess Leia (tn Carrie Fisher – one of the most delightful and witty actresses/authors/humans with whom the world had been gifted). I can’t pass an ornate gold...
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Carrie Fisher Had Cocaine And Other Drugs In Her System At The Time Of Her Death
That picture of Gary Fisher gazing at his human soulmate was supposed to be a tiny bit of happiness in this field of sadness of a post, but looking at it has really brought the sads. Damn me for that....
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Carrie Fisher’s Advice To Billie Lourd: Don’t Be An Asshole
Carrie Fisher always seemed, to me at least, like she was the type of mom with a never-ending wealth of good advice. Sort of a learn-from-my-mistakes kind of thing, or just the result of living the...
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